Where to live is half the question. The other half is how. The cars, the watches, the tables and the seasons of the people who live on the board, with every fact checked and every place linked to its page.
Each chapter is a record of houses, dates and places, tied to the addresses on the Patrician.ch board. Nothing here is sold or sponsored.
The great marquesFerrari, Lamborghini, Rolls-Royce, Porsche
Haute horlogeriePatek Philippe, Vacheron Constantin, Audemars Piguet, Rolex
YachtingMonaco, Porto Cervo, Saint-Tropez
Private aviationThe airports of the board
The three-star tablesSwitzerland and Monaco, 2026
Alpine grand hotelsSt. Moritz, Gstaad, Lake Lucerne
Monaco after darkThe casino, the bars, the Grand Prix
Polo and racingSnow polo, White Turf, Royal Ascot
Tailoring and shoesSavile Row, Naples, Vienna
The great jewelersPlace Vendôme, Via Condotti, Bond Street
WellnessLake Lucerne, Montreux, Tegernsee
Architecture and interiorsVienna, Milan, the art fairsThe same Ferrari 12Cilindri, €331,933 before tax, put on the road in 11 places. The tax alone, from each place's official rates.
| When | What | Where |
|---|---|---|
| January | Snow polo on the frozen lake, the Monte-Carlo Rally | St. Moritz, Monaco |
| February | White Turf, 3 Sundays on the ice | St. Moritz |
| April | Watches and Wonders, the Salone del Mobile | Geneva, Milan |
| May and June | The Monaco Grand Prix, Royal Ascot, Art Basel | Monaco, Ascot, Basel |
| July and August | Goodwood, the Riviera and Sardinia, polo in Gstaad | West Sussex, the Mediterranean, Gstaad |
| September | The Monaco Yacht Show, the Porto Cervo regattas | Monaco, Sardinia |
| October | The Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe, Art Basel Paris | Paris |
| December | Art Basel Miami Beach, the Argentine Open | Miami Beach, Buenos Aires |
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